is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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