Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You had me at "let me see your balls"
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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