Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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