used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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