Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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