i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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