Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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