I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
