Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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