Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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