I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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