STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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