I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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