I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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