if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
