I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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