whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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