How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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