You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
