i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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