You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Rumble strips road head = magical
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
How does one acquire holy water?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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