Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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