if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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