Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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