dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
well you can't waste a boner
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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