My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
