Me too!
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he fucked my hip out of place.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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