No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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