just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
