just come out here and I will go home with you...
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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