Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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