I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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