just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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