just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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