we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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