Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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