I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Still dying that you shit outside
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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