C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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