He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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