PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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