fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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