you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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