quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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