So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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