I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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