Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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