So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So much rum. So many feels.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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