Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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