The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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