I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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