HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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